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(Mark) 'I wonder what kind of socks Sophie wears.
'Do women wear socks? Well, yes, sometimes is the answer to that.
'Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants - that's the rule.
'Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.'
- (Jez whistling) - 'He just does not give one solitary shit.'
(Jez) 'Yeah, take that, big Suze.
'Your toilet-seat regime is over.
'Ah, freedom! '
(Mark) 'Brown for first course, white for pudding.
'Brown is savoury, white's the treat. (Chuckling)'
'I'm the one who's laughing because I love brown toast.'
(Jez groaning) 'There he is.'
- Dr J! - Good morning, Mark.
Sorry I didn't hook up with you and Super Hans...
- (Jez) 'Wedge of ballast, then bed again.' - Barbara pops up. "Is the file ready?"
'It's a bit like the crusher in Star Wars but red hot.
'What if Mum and Dad were trapped in one
'and I had a hook to rescue one of them - who would I pick? '
I didn't get a chance to tell you the good news.
We need a clerical assistant and I've swung you an interview.
- Uh-huh. - 'Clerical assistant?
'I can't be a clerical assistant. I'm a musician.
'You wouldn't ask the Chemical Brothers to do your laundry.'
So is tomorrow at 11 all right?
Tomorrow at 11. Yeah, sure. I'll set the video.
- 'Don't joke.' - 'I'm not.'
It's a damn good company and it'll be the two of us together -
Jez and Mez, the El Dude Brothers.
It's just the music. It's really starting to hot up.
You know how much I respect your music. It's just...
Super Hans got a bass loop for our track that is so good
that when he tried turning it off, he physically couldn't do it.
I'm on your side. Every artist needs his patron
but, you know, there's a limit.
Oh. The rent.
I'm not some kind of land baron trying to milk his cash cow.
- It's just... - Don't worry, you'll get your milk.
- This track's a banker. - (? TV: Somethin' Stupid)
- Everybody needs a Somethin' Stupid. - Sorry?
The guy who wrote that,
he's probably up to his neck in penny loafers and blue pool tables.
- Right. - Blimey, what's God up to?
- 'So let's do just a... ' - Just in case the song doesn't work out,
maybe you'd better fill this out and fax it over by three.
Hmm.
Think about it. And have a great day. Yeah?
- See you tonight. - Yeah, cool. Have a good one.
- You, too, mate. - Bye, mate.
(Mark) 'Work-shy freeloader.'
(Jez) 'Tight-fisted cock-muncher.'
'Next time I have breakfast, he'll make me sit a fucking exam.'
(Mark) 'I wonder what Sophie's flirty cartoon will be today? '
- 'I really should ask her out for lunch.' - Can you hold that?
'You bastard.'
Thanks(!) Third floor?
'I mean, what's the worst that could happen? She could say no.'
'Actually, that would be terrible. It would destroy me if she said no.'
There is a notice about only riding the lift to the first floor.
You're wasting mine and other people's time, not to mention...
Oh. Er, OK.
'People like him should wear stickers. Their cars have them.
'Oh, yeah. Great idea, Adolf.'
- Morning, Mark. - Hey, Sophie.
- 'Go on, ask her! ' - Sophie, are you...?
I mean, would...?
How's your day going thus far? Have a nice shower or bath?
- Why? Do I smell? - God, no, you don't.
I mean, you smell nice - not that I've smelt you.
Oh... See ya.
Later, potater.
'Oh, potater. What have I become? '
(Jez) 'Super Hans said he'll be here in 20 minutes. Means I've got an hour.
'I bet Mark's got some porn here somewhere.'
(Mark) 'OK, where's today's cartoon? '
'Mm, not bad.
'No discernible romantic overtones.
'OK, pen, let's flirt with Sophie... '
(Jez) 'Mark's got no conception. He thinks I'm so...
'But I'm busting my creative balls here, day in, day out.
'No, but it's all, "Where's the money? Where's my rent?
"'The rent, Mr Jim Morrison? Mr Keats?"
"'No, you don't like the attack dog, do you, Mr Keats?"
'Hold on... I think I've struck the motherload! '
(Mark) 'What the hell is that?
'That is very gay. That's what that is.
'Come on, go crazy! You're hungry like the wolf.'
(Jez) "'Fantasy Figure Modeller."
'Jesus. Maybe this is his porn.'
(Mark) 'I'm giving her a love heart.
'Yes, that's... good.
'No, no, it's not good. It's terrible.
'Think "crazy horse", think "in your face". What would Jeremy do?
(Chuckling) 'Yeah, that's it.
'Loves the Nazis. Yeah, crazy love.
'Nazi love. I'm a nutter! '
(Jez) 'I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf
'so she might be...
"'Ohh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin."
'Oh, yeah...
'Pixie ears.
'But that sword. What if she was a hobbit slayer?
'I'd just use my enchanted amulet.
'Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer.
'You will touch my magic cock.'
(Mark) '? And then I go and seal the deal
'? By doing something wicked like this cartoon?
'Swastika love.
'It's bloody mental.'
(? Dirty jungle riff)
(? Riff screaming?)
- So what do you think? - I dunno.
- Yeah, it's zzzhhhh! In your face. - It's just...
- (Music off) - I don't like it.
No, well, I do.
- I just don't. - Oh, right. This is it, is it?
- The end of the Hair Blair Bunch. - We are not the Hair Blair Bunch.
- Whatever. Spunk Bubble. - Momma's Kumquat.
No, it's not. I never agreed to it being Momma's Kumquat.
Look, if this is John and Paul, 1970, then I need money for the equipment.
This is like your whole Balearic bullshit, innit?
One minute, it's all, "I love ya, man," the next, it's, "Where's that 50 quid?"
- I'm just saying I need money... - Listen, mate.
Shit is as shit does, my friend.
Look, this is bullshit. We can't just let the Hair Blair Bunch go.
We are not the Hair Blair Bunch!
(Mark) 'A bloody swastika. That is the single worst single bloody idea ever.
'I mean, a swastika!
'It's gone. It's happened.
'Oh, yeah, do what Jeremy would do. Thanks, Jeremy. You tit.'
(Jez) 'Yeah, perfect plan. "I want to fax this off. Oh, Toni, I feel tired."
"'Let's just both lie down on your bed."
'Hope she gets out the bong, not the cafetiere.'
I was wondering. You're an urban, switched-on lady.
You've probably got a fax machine, right?
A fax machine? Right, like I'd have a fax machine.
Have you just come from the 1980s?
It's like The Spaceman And King Arthur, but in reverse.
Yeah. I've just got this crappy job application.
Right. OK.
Tell me something, Jeremy.
Have you ever tried washing up without using washing-up liquid?
What? Has Mark been talking to you?
Could you clean a pot or a pan without using a scrubbing brush,
a sponge or a scouring pad?
- I don't think so. - So what you're saying is
these products are essential - products no one could do without?
Well, you're kind of making me say that but...
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?
Right. Good.
What's pyramid selling?
(Mark) 'Enter the pit of Sarlak, little crisps.
'She's ignoring me.
'Of course, she's ignoring me. I sent her a swastika.
'Jesus! This is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever and...
'Relax, Mark. You're not Hitler in his bunker.
'He was really under the cosh.
'Mind you, at least he had a girlfriend. OK, enough mooning.
'Let's strap on the nosebag and eat some serious work.'
I mean, does that look like a pyramid to you?
Clearly, it's not a pyramid. It's a pie.
And... it's like a big, lovely club with free money for everyone?
- It sounds great, but... - Free money for everyone.
Ha! Look out the window. That'll never happen in this old world.
No, see, the early birds
are going to find their bird table covered in money pie.
- Right... - But the Johnny and Sally Come-Latelys,
they get a slice of the pie but then they look closer
and - oh, dear - it's only pastry.
Boo-hoo, Johnny and Sally.
Are you with me?
(Mark) 'BIown it with Sophie. Who's next?
'Big Suze?
'Never met her. Not necessarily a disadvantage.
'Why don't I ever get this fucking thing fixed?!
'Every night... Ah, it always comes out eventually. Fuck it.'
- Hey, Mark. Liked the cartoon. - Oh, I'm so... You did?
Yeah, it's meant to be me and Barbara from Personnel, right?
And... she's handing me this heart of holiday pay
but in the heart, it's just...
- Race hate? - Exactly.
That's so Barbara. She's such a racist.
Huh, huh. Right. Exactly.
Listen, Sophie, I was wondering if I could get your home number.
I mean, for work, in case I need to swap a shift or... That is, if you don't...
No, I don't, if that's what you want.
'She's actually writing it.'
There you go. See you later.
Oh, hang on. This isn't enough numbers.
Oh, no, it is enough numbers.
'Oh, God, I hope she doesn't mind about my balls.'
'One step out of line. The slightest hint of maverick behaviour and you're out.'
Exactly. If it's such a bad thing to do things by the book, there'd be no book.
(Mark) 'Must keep an eye on him if he gets it. JLB doesn't need a maverick.'
- So anyway, things went rather well - - I bet he did it.
Oh, what? Just because he's black?
No, I mean, not because...
- He was at the garage at the beginning. - I know what you meant.
Anyway, in the end, I got Sophie's number.
We know he's the only one with the key to the lock-up.
So do you think I should give her a call? I probably should.
- I don't know if I should. - Maybe you should.
OK, listen, if God's doing mountains or sky or water, I'll call.
- If he's doing trees or critters, I won't. - All right, let God decide. Ready?
Yeah, sky!
Right, here goes.
(God) 'And with a large brush, I'm gonna... '
(Police show) 'The following names were presented to us by temping agencies.'
- Answerphone. - Ah, you see!
He did do it, but for a nice reason.
Who's the racist now, Mark?
Er, Sophie. If you heard that, please ignore it. I'm not a racist.
Far from it.
Anyway...
It's good to hear your voice. I know it's only a recording
but you have got a bloody nice voice
and... (Laughs lamely)
God, I just called up to say hi and then...
? Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...
? I like you?
I mean, not that.
But anyway...
I noticed that the paper in the photocopier is running a bit low so...
I know it's not really your job but...
You know, so... See you tomorrow.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Oh, fuck! - Oh, my God.
- Jesus! - I've really fucked it. Have I fucked it?
Maybe it was charming.
- It was the behaviour of an oddball. - No, not an oddball. A maverick.
You may not play by the rules, but...
by Christ, you get results.
Come on, let's go and have a drink. Forget about it.
Have you forgotten about the phone call yet?
- No. - Right.
How much washing-up do you think you could do without washing-up liquid?
- I'm sorry? - Exactly. And friends and colleagues?
Everyone needs cleaning products
and that's never gonna change, right?
- Why are you talking like this? - Very interesting question.
The first thing to say is that this is not pyramid selling.
- You're doing pyramid selling? - Not pyramid selling.
- I can't believe you're pyramid selling. - Listen, it's not, it's network marketing
and it's a guaranteed money-making...
- I've seen the charts. - Oh, the charts.
- You didn't tell me about the charts! - Are you trying to piss on my bonfire?
I'm trying to protect you from...
pissing all over yourself.
I'm not about to piss all over myself. I'm...
I'm pissing... into the big time.
- You're still coming to the interview. - Well, I thought...
Listen, Jeremy. You don't understand. Nothing you want will ever happen.
That's the real world. Your hair isn't red. People don't walk on stilts.
Maybe somewhere, you can earn a living drinking margaritas through a straw
but in this world, you've got to turn up, log on and grind out.
But if you get in early...
Come Friday, you will owe me three months' rent.
You're coming to the interview.
OK.
(Jez) 'I'll come to the interview, all right, but I won't be getting the job.'
- (Grunt of laughter) - What?
Er, nothing, just...
something funny.
Can you...?
(Mark) 'Maybe she did find it charming. Yeah, maybe.
'Just work out her... I could say Jeremy had a gun and made me sing it
'because he's a crackhead and he does that all the time.
'Yeah, that sounds great - me in my crack house. You can be a crack bitch
'and sit on my... Shit!
'Shit, piss, poo, pants, bollocks. Yes, blitzkrieg! I'm in the Ardennes!
'You can't touch me in the Ardennes, concealed in the cupboard.
'Everything's OK in the cupboard. I'm safe in the cupboard.'
Mark?
- You're in the stationery cupboard. - That's right, Jeff.
OK... Right.
Well...
- I hope you're having a good time. - Yeah, well...
Hi, Mark.
Hi... Sophie.
I'm just in the cupboard right now.
- About the message, we'll talk later, OK? - Er, yeah, fine.
(Muffled scream)
(Jez) 'Here we go. Operation Come Over Like An Unemployable Freak.'
Jeremy Osbourne?
Hi, I'm Barbara. Do you want to walk this way?
Right you are.
I might wobble because I'm a bit pissed from last night
and I don't want to get your hopes up cos I must say...
- I'm only really here because... - Obviously you know Mark Corrigan.
- (Jez) 'Oh, shit.' - Mark would be one of your managers.
(Jez) 'Must be careful. Don't want the job or to piss off the land baron.'
(Mark) 'He looks like crap.'
We have to make sure we've ticked all the boxes, so to speak
and kept everything above board.
So if I can outline the basic requirements of the role you'll be undertaking.
You'll be responsible for updating and maintaining the filing system.
That may not sound important but the truth is...
(Jez) 'Shit, what's she talking about? Nod. Look serious.
'I'm Di, she's Bashir.'
...whole company communicates...
(Mark) 'He'll be able to pay off the Blockbusters fine,
'plus I'll be able to order him around.
'Not horrible, just... "Jeremy, could you file this for me?
"'Jeremy, could you take that for me?
"'Jeremy, could you suck this for me..." Jesus! Where did that come from? '
It's a valuable asset. Do you have any experience in this field?
Er, I've done quite a lot, actually.
I mean, not formal filing but alphabeti-pi-cising the videos,
doing the spices...
I'd want to build on that experience in a professional zone.
Sphere. I meant sphere.
(Jez) 'God, that sounded amazing! Don't accidentally get the bugger.'
We're doing great.
So, I see you used to be a nurse.
Wouldn't filing be a bit of a step down?
Yeah, I suppose it would, actually,
although I'm looking for something more relaxing.
Challenging. He means, challenging.
- I expect Jeremy knows what he means. - Yes, right.
No, challenging is right
but a bit more of a relaxing challenge.
More like doing a crossword than a tracheotomy.
- Right. - (Jez) 'Oh, shit.
'My natural bloody charm's only swinging it. Got to do something.'
- Are you OK? - What?
- It's just a thing I have. - What thing?
Facial spasming.
Facial spa... You do not have...
- I do... sometimes. - Well, er...
I guess that's everything. Jeremy, is there anything you'd like to ask?
Yes, Barbara. Yes, there is.
How much washing-up do you think you could do without any washing-up liquid?
- No, Jeremy. - Where's this...?
- It's a unique business opportunity. - It's pyramid selling.
- It's not pyramid selling, Mark. - It is.
- You're making a fool of yourself. - You're pissing on my bonfire!
- There is no bonfire! - Because you keep pissing on it!
Sheesh. This is low. This is really low.
Yeah, well, at least I don't fancy elves and pixies.
What does that mean? I literally have no idea what that is supposed to mean!
OK...
Well, thanks for coming in. We'll be in touch.
(Mark) 'Well, that was a fucking disaster. I want reparations - brutal reparations!
'I want the Rhineland. It's going to be 1919 all over again.
'Fuck the inevitable backlash!
'OK. It's OK, Mark. Later.
'Now, calm.
'Calm, honest and mature.'
Hi, Sophie.
Hey, Mark. I just bumped into your flatmate.
- Oh... yeah? - He kept talking about washing up.
- Very funny. Like Jim Carrey. - Huh. Yeah, I know what you mean.
'Get your tanks off my lawn, Jeremy.'
But listen, Sophie...
About the message last night. I want to kind of come clean really.
It's a bit embarrassing but...
Well...
the thing is...
Jeremy, sometimes, for a laugh, makes me say things with a bread knife.
- He's obviously not a crackhead but... - Uh-huh. OK.
Yeah.
Look, you don't have to... About the phone message,
- you don't have to be embarrassed. - I don't?
- No, it's just one of those things. - Is it? It is?
Oh, right. Fantastic.
And... you haven't told anyone about it?
Of course not.
- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. - 'Calm down. She's not Pontius Pilate.'
Yeah, well, you know...
The truth is...
The truth is I suppose...
I like you.
That's why I said the song. I like you.
Is that such a crime?
Should I be hounded to the ends of the earth just for liking you?
I like you and if you can't handle it, you can just...
you know...
fuck off.
No, no, I think I can handle you liking me.
Good.
Right, excellent. OK.
Bye.
Hi, Mark. Thanks for bringing in Jeremy.
He was quite the find.
Er, yeah...
Right, I'm really sorry. I mean, I thought it would be a good...
that he might... but...
Hey! Hey, there!
(Shouts) Feeling better now, are we? Fully recovered?
Hey, I see you!
I see you!
He used to have a limp!
I mean, he pretended to have a limp.
He's a faking little pegleg!
(Lift bell tings)
Hi, Jeff.
'Well, fuck you if you're not doing small talk. I'm not helping.
'Let's die together.'
(Silence)
? And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
? I like you?
(Peters and Lee) ? And then I go and spoil it all
? By saying something stupid like I love you
? I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies
? You heard the night before
? And though it's just a line to you For me, it's true
? And never seems so...?
(Record scratches off)
'Do women wear socks? Well, yes, sometimes is the answer to that.
'Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants - that's the rule.
'Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.'
- (Jez whistling) - 'He just does not give one solitary shit.'
(Jez) 'Yeah, take that, big Suze.
'Your toilet-seat regime is over.
'Ah, freedom! '
(Mark) 'Brown for first course, white for pudding.
'Brown is savoury, white's the treat. (Chuckling)'
'I'm the one who's laughing because I love brown toast.'
(Jez groaning) 'There he is.'
- Dr J! - Good morning, Mark.
Sorry I didn't hook up with you and Super Hans...
- (Jez) 'Wedge of ballast, then bed again.' - Barbara pops up. "Is the file ready?"
'It's a bit like the crusher in Star Wars but red hot.
'What if Mum and Dad were trapped in one
'and I had a hook to rescue one of them - who would I pick? '
I didn't get a chance to tell you the good news.
We need a clerical assistant and I've swung you an interview.
- Uh-huh. - 'Clerical assistant?
'I can't be a clerical assistant. I'm a musician.
'You wouldn't ask the Chemical Brothers to do your laundry.'
So is tomorrow at 11 all right?
Tomorrow at 11. Yeah, sure. I'll set the video.
- 'Don't joke.' - 'I'm not.'
It's a damn good company and it'll be the two of us together -
Jez and Mez, the El Dude Brothers.
It's just the music. It's really starting to hot up.
You know how much I respect your music. It's just...
Super Hans got a bass loop for our track that is so good
that when he tried turning it off, he physically couldn't do it.
I'm on your side. Every artist needs his patron
but, you know, there's a limit.
Oh. The rent.
I'm not some kind of land baron trying to milk his cash cow.
- It's just... - Don't worry, you'll get your milk.
- This track's a banker. - (? TV: Somethin' Stupid)
- Everybody needs a Somethin' Stupid. - Sorry?
The guy who wrote that,
he's probably up to his neck in penny loafers and blue pool tables.
- Right. - Blimey, what's God up to?
- 'So let's do just a... ' - Just in case the song doesn't work out,
maybe you'd better fill this out and fax it over by three.
Hmm.
Think about it. And have a great day. Yeah?
- See you tonight. - Yeah, cool. Have a good one.
- You, too, mate. - Bye, mate.
(Mark) 'Work-shy freeloader.'
(Jez) 'Tight-fisted cock-muncher.'
'Next time I have breakfast, he'll make me sit a fucking exam.'
(Mark) 'I wonder what Sophie's flirty cartoon will be today? '
- 'I really should ask her out for lunch.' - Can you hold that?
'You bastard.'
Thanks(!) Third floor?
'I mean, what's the worst that could happen? She could say no.'
'Actually, that would be terrible. It would destroy me if she said no.'
There is a notice about only riding the lift to the first floor.
You're wasting mine and other people's time, not to mention...
Oh. Er, OK.
'People like him should wear stickers. Their cars have them.
'Oh, yeah. Great idea, Adolf.'
- Morning, Mark. - Hey, Sophie.
- 'Go on, ask her! ' - Sophie, are you...?
I mean, would...?
How's your day going thus far? Have a nice shower or bath?
- Why? Do I smell? - God, no, you don't.
I mean, you smell nice - not that I've smelt you.
Oh... See ya.
Later, potater.
'Oh, potater. What have I become? '
(Jez) 'Super Hans said he'll be here in 20 minutes. Means I've got an hour.
'I bet Mark's got some porn here somewhere.'
(Mark) 'OK, where's today's cartoon? '
'Mm, not bad.
'No discernible romantic overtones.
'OK, pen, let's flirt with Sophie... '
(Jez) 'Mark's got no conception. He thinks I'm so...
'But I'm busting my creative balls here, day in, day out.
'No, but it's all, "Where's the money? Where's my rent?
"'The rent, Mr Jim Morrison? Mr Keats?"
"'No, you don't like the attack dog, do you, Mr Keats?"
'Hold on... I think I've struck the motherload! '
(Mark) 'What the hell is that?
'That is very gay. That's what that is.
'Come on, go crazy! You're hungry like the wolf.'
(Jez) "'Fantasy Figure Modeller."
'Jesus. Maybe this is his porn.'
(Mark) 'I'm giving her a love heart.
'Yes, that's... good.
'No, no, it's not good. It's terrible.
'Think "crazy horse", think "in your face". What would Jeremy do?
(Chuckling) 'Yeah, that's it.
'Loves the Nazis. Yeah, crazy love.
'Nazi love. I'm a nutter! '
(Jez) 'I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf
'so she might be...
"'Ohh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin."
'Oh, yeah...
'Pixie ears.
'But that sword. What if she was a hobbit slayer?
'I'd just use my enchanted amulet.
'Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer.
'You will touch my magic cock.'
(Mark) '? And then I go and seal the deal
'? By doing something wicked like this cartoon?
'Swastika love.
'It's bloody mental.'
(? Dirty jungle riff)
(? Riff screaming?)
- So what do you think? - I dunno.
- Yeah, it's zzzhhhh! In your face. - It's just...
- (Music off) - I don't like it.
No, well, I do.
- I just don't. - Oh, right. This is it, is it?
- The end of the Hair Blair Bunch. - We are not the Hair Blair Bunch.
- Whatever. Spunk Bubble. - Momma's Kumquat.
No, it's not. I never agreed to it being Momma's Kumquat.
Look, if this is John and Paul, 1970, then I need money for the equipment.
This is like your whole Balearic bullshit, innit?
One minute, it's all, "I love ya, man," the next, it's, "Where's that 50 quid?"
- I'm just saying I need money... - Listen, mate.
Shit is as shit does, my friend.
Look, this is bullshit. We can't just let the Hair Blair Bunch go.
We are not the Hair Blair Bunch!
(Mark) 'A bloody swastika. That is the single worst single bloody idea ever.
'I mean, a swastika!
'It's gone. It's happened.
'Oh, yeah, do what Jeremy would do. Thanks, Jeremy. You tit.'
(Jez) 'Yeah, perfect plan. "I want to fax this off. Oh, Toni, I feel tired."
"'Let's just both lie down on your bed."
'Hope she gets out the bong, not the cafetiere.'
I was wondering. You're an urban, switched-on lady.
You've probably got a fax machine, right?
A fax machine? Right, like I'd have a fax machine.
Have you just come from the 1980s?
It's like The Spaceman And King Arthur, but in reverse.
Yeah. I've just got this crappy job application.
Right. OK.
Tell me something, Jeremy.
Have you ever tried washing up without using washing-up liquid?
What? Has Mark been talking to you?
Could you clean a pot or a pan without using a scrubbing brush,
a sponge or a scouring pad?
- I don't think so. - So what you're saying is
these products are essential - products no one could do without?
Well, you're kind of making me say that but...
The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?
Right. Good.
What's pyramid selling?
(Mark) 'Enter the pit of Sarlak, little crisps.
'She's ignoring me.
'Of course, she's ignoring me. I sent her a swastika.
'Jesus! This is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever and...
'Relax, Mark. You're not Hitler in his bunker.
'He was really under the cosh.
'Mind you, at least he had a girlfriend. OK, enough mooning.
'Let's strap on the nosebag and eat some serious work.'
I mean, does that look like a pyramid to you?
Clearly, it's not a pyramid. It's a pie.
And... it's like a big, lovely club with free money for everyone?
- It sounds great, but... - Free money for everyone.
Ha! Look out the window. That'll never happen in this old world.
No, see, the early birds
are going to find their bird table covered in money pie.
- Right... - But the Johnny and Sally Come-Latelys,
they get a slice of the pie but then they look closer
and - oh, dear - it's only pastry.
Boo-hoo, Johnny and Sally.
Are you with me?
(Mark) 'BIown it with Sophie. Who's next?
'Big Suze?
'Never met her. Not necessarily a disadvantage.
'Why don't I ever get this fucking thing fixed?!
'Every night... Ah, it always comes out eventually. Fuck it.'
- Hey, Mark. Liked the cartoon. - Oh, I'm so... You did?
Yeah, it's meant to be me and Barbara from Personnel, right?
And... she's handing me this heart of holiday pay
but in the heart, it's just...
- Race hate? - Exactly.
That's so Barbara. She's such a racist.
Huh, huh. Right. Exactly.
Listen, Sophie, I was wondering if I could get your home number.
I mean, for work, in case I need to swap a shift or... That is, if you don't...
No, I don't, if that's what you want.
'She's actually writing it.'
There you go. See you later.
Oh, hang on. This isn't enough numbers.
Oh, no, it is enough numbers.
'Oh, God, I hope she doesn't mind about my balls.'
'One step out of line. The slightest hint of maverick behaviour and you're out.'
Exactly. If it's such a bad thing to do things by the book, there'd be no book.
(Mark) 'Must keep an eye on him if he gets it. JLB doesn't need a maverick.'
- So anyway, things went rather well - - I bet he did it.
Oh, what? Just because he's black?
No, I mean, not because...
- He was at the garage at the beginning. - I know what you meant.
Anyway, in the end, I got Sophie's number.
We know he's the only one with the key to the lock-up.
So do you think I should give her a call? I probably should.
- I don't know if I should. - Maybe you should.
OK, listen, if God's doing mountains or sky or water, I'll call.
- If he's doing trees or critters, I won't. - All right, let God decide. Ready?
Yeah, sky!
Right, here goes.
(God) 'And with a large brush, I'm gonna... '
(Police show) 'The following names were presented to us by temping agencies.'
- Answerphone. - Ah, you see!
He did do it, but for a nice reason.
Who's the racist now, Mark?
Er, Sophie. If you heard that, please ignore it. I'm not a racist.
Far from it.
Anyway...
It's good to hear your voice. I know it's only a recording
but you have got a bloody nice voice
and... (Laughs lamely)
God, I just called up to say hi and then...
? Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...
? I like you?
I mean, not that.
But anyway...
I noticed that the paper in the photocopier is running a bit low so...
I know it's not really your job but...
You know, so... See you tomorrow.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Oh, fuck! - Oh, my God.
- Jesus! - I've really fucked it. Have I fucked it?
Maybe it was charming.
- It was the behaviour of an oddball. - No, not an oddball. A maverick.
You may not play by the rules, but...
by Christ, you get results.
Come on, let's go and have a drink. Forget about it.
Have you forgotten about the phone call yet?
- No. - Right.
How much washing-up do you think you could do without washing-up liquid?
- I'm sorry? - Exactly. And friends and colleagues?
Everyone needs cleaning products
and that's never gonna change, right?
- Why are you talking like this? - Very interesting question.
The first thing to say is that this is not pyramid selling.
- You're doing pyramid selling? - Not pyramid selling.
- I can't believe you're pyramid selling. - Listen, it's not, it's network marketing
and it's a guaranteed money-making...
- I've seen the charts. - Oh, the charts.
- You didn't tell me about the charts! - Are you trying to piss on my bonfire?
I'm trying to protect you from...
pissing all over yourself.
I'm not about to piss all over myself. I'm...
I'm pissing... into the big time.
- You're still coming to the interview. - Well, I thought...
Listen, Jeremy. You don't understand. Nothing you want will ever happen.
That's the real world. Your hair isn't red. People don't walk on stilts.
Maybe somewhere, you can earn a living drinking margaritas through a straw
but in this world, you've got to turn up, log on and grind out.
But if you get in early...
Come Friday, you will owe me three months' rent.
You're coming to the interview.
OK.
(Jez) 'I'll come to the interview, all right, but I won't be getting the job.'
- (Grunt of laughter) - What?
Er, nothing, just...
something funny.
Can you...?
(Mark) 'Maybe she did find it charming. Yeah, maybe.
'Just work out her... I could say Jeremy had a gun and made me sing it
'because he's a crackhead and he does that all the time.
'Yeah, that sounds great - me in my crack house. You can be a crack bitch
'and sit on my... Shit!
'Shit, piss, poo, pants, bollocks. Yes, blitzkrieg! I'm in the Ardennes!
'You can't touch me in the Ardennes, concealed in the cupboard.
'Everything's OK in the cupboard. I'm safe in the cupboard.'
Mark?
- You're in the stationery cupboard. - That's right, Jeff.
OK... Right.
Well...
- I hope you're having a good time. - Yeah, well...
Hi, Mark.
Hi... Sophie.
I'm just in the cupboard right now.
- About the message, we'll talk later, OK? - Er, yeah, fine.
(Muffled scream)
(Jez) 'Here we go. Operation Come Over Like An Unemployable Freak.'
Jeremy Osbourne?
Hi, I'm Barbara. Do you want to walk this way?
Right you are.
I might wobble because I'm a bit pissed from last night
and I don't want to get your hopes up cos I must say...
- I'm only really here because... - Obviously you know Mark Corrigan.
- (Jez) 'Oh, shit.' - Mark would be one of your managers.
(Jez) 'Must be careful. Don't want the job or to piss off the land baron.'
(Mark) 'He looks like crap.'
We have to make sure we've ticked all the boxes, so to speak
and kept everything above board.
So if I can outline the basic requirements of the role you'll be undertaking.
You'll be responsible for updating and maintaining the filing system.
That may not sound important but the truth is...
(Jez) 'Shit, what's she talking about? Nod. Look serious.
'I'm Di, she's Bashir.'
...whole company communicates...
(Mark) 'He'll be able to pay off the Blockbusters fine,
'plus I'll be able to order him around.
'Not horrible, just... "Jeremy, could you file this for me?
"'Jeremy, could you take that for me?
"'Jeremy, could you suck this for me..." Jesus! Where did that come from? '
It's a valuable asset. Do you have any experience in this field?
Er, I've done quite a lot, actually.
I mean, not formal filing but alphabeti-pi-cising the videos,
doing the spices...
I'd want to build on that experience in a professional zone.
Sphere. I meant sphere.
(Jez) 'God, that sounded amazing! Don't accidentally get the bugger.'
We're doing great.
So, I see you used to be a nurse.
Wouldn't filing be a bit of a step down?
Yeah, I suppose it would, actually,
although I'm looking for something more relaxing.
Challenging. He means, challenging.
- I expect Jeremy knows what he means. - Yes, right.
No, challenging is right
but a bit more of a relaxing challenge.
More like doing a crossword than a tracheotomy.
- Right. - (Jez) 'Oh, shit.
'My natural bloody charm's only swinging it. Got to do something.'
- Are you OK? - What?
- It's just a thing I have. - What thing?
Facial spasming.
Facial spa... You do not have...
- I do... sometimes. - Well, er...
I guess that's everything. Jeremy, is there anything you'd like to ask?
Yes, Barbara. Yes, there is.
How much washing-up do you think you could do without any washing-up liquid?
- No, Jeremy. - Where's this...?
- It's a unique business opportunity. - It's pyramid selling.
- It's not pyramid selling, Mark. - It is.
- You're making a fool of yourself. - You're pissing on my bonfire!
- There is no bonfire! - Because you keep pissing on it!
Sheesh. This is low. This is really low.
Yeah, well, at least I don't fancy elves and pixies.
What does that mean? I literally have no idea what that is supposed to mean!
OK...
Well, thanks for coming in. We'll be in touch.
(Mark) 'Well, that was a fucking disaster. I want reparations - brutal reparations!
'I want the Rhineland. It's going to be 1919 all over again.
'Fuck the inevitable backlash!
'OK. It's OK, Mark. Later.
'Now, calm.
'Calm, honest and mature.'
Hi, Sophie.
Hey, Mark. I just bumped into your flatmate.
- Oh... yeah? - He kept talking about washing up.
- Very funny. Like Jim Carrey. - Huh. Yeah, I know what you mean.
'Get your tanks off my lawn, Jeremy.'
But listen, Sophie...
About the message last night. I want to kind of come clean really.
It's a bit embarrassing but...
Well...
the thing is...
Jeremy, sometimes, for a laugh, makes me say things with a bread knife.
- He's obviously not a crackhead but... - Uh-huh. OK.
Yeah.
Look, you don't have to... About the phone message,
- you don't have to be embarrassed. - I don't?
- No, it's just one of those things. - Is it? It is?
Oh, right. Fantastic.
And... you haven't told anyone about it?
Of course not.
- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. - 'Calm down. She's not Pontius Pilate.'
Yeah, well, you know...
The truth is...
The truth is I suppose...
I like you.
That's why I said the song. I like you.
Is that such a crime?
Should I be hounded to the ends of the earth just for liking you?
I like you and if you can't handle it, you can just...
you know...
fuck off.
No, no, I think I can handle you liking me.
Good.
Right, excellent. OK.
Bye.
Hi, Mark. Thanks for bringing in Jeremy.
He was quite the find.
Er, yeah...
Right, I'm really sorry. I mean, I thought it would be a good...
that he might... but...
Hey! Hey, there!
(Shouts) Feeling better now, are we? Fully recovered?
Hey, I see you!
I see you!
He used to have a limp!
I mean, he pretended to have a limp.
He's a faking little pegleg!
(Lift bell tings)
Hi, Jeff.
'Well, fuck you if you're not doing small talk. I'm not helping.
'Let's die together.'
(Silence)
? And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
? I like you?
(Peters and Lee) ? And then I go and spoil it all
? By saying something stupid like I love you
? I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies
? You heard the night before
? And though it's just a line to you For me, it's true
? And never seems so...?
(Record scratches off)
11.18.2008
If I was 80 years old, I was retired but the world is very good with education because of my International Educational Association. In the past, when I was in university, the world's educational system was ver bad their are so many teachers who didn't have teacher's license and some universities already interrupted. After I graduate the univercity, I just became the professional to teach students few years later, I became the headmaster of the university. With money that I earned, I made Educational Association for korea's education system and fire the non-licensed teachers. And few decades after, when I was 60 years old. My group is famous because we find way to found non-licensed teacher and fired them. Because of this situation, my group became an international education group. But there are one big problem in my life. Because I have very serious disease so my group just broke up. So, because of this, non-licensed techer increased. Im so regreted about it. But god just helped me. I recovered very fst and I made my own university and my son remake the Educational Association for me. Now I just lived in very good house and hardworking for world's education. And this is my life when I was 80 years old
"Mommy,mommy~~~"
"Yes,yes, I'm coming dear~~"
"Oooooo,poopy!"
"Oh, my god!!You pooped again!!"
"He..He.."
Like this,you can see what
I want to be!!I want to be a 3year old baby.
I want to be a baby, because when
I am a baby, people hold me
when they go outside.
They also care for me very much.
I like to get lots of glances from people,
and hear them say,"Auaaaaa, she's so cute!!"
I also want to be a baby, because when
I have a brother or sister, and when
we fight, babies cry.And their mothers
be angry at their brothers or sisters.
It will be very fun!!!
When I'm a baby, I also get
hated too.
Because that I always don't get
angry looks from adults when
I am a baby, so the other people
are jealous of me.
They wish that they would not be the person
we would be angry with.*^^*
It'll be funny to look at that.
Not that I like people to be angry with, but
because I never remember feeling it.
Oh, I'd really like to be a baby!!!
Like I wrote in all my paragraphs, I'd
really Like to be a baby.
I really get lots of attention to people when
I'm a baby.
And, I think I will look very cute.^^
I also like to ride a stroller again.
And we can when we're a baby!!
Wow, there's so many things that
I like when I'm a baby!!!
I would really like to feel it!!
Well, bye now~~~
I like winter better than summer.
Because my birthday and christmas are on the winter.
On winter we can make many snowmen.
Also we can have a snowball fight.
And I hate the sweltering heat.
I like coldness.
I like snowy days.
Because snow makes me get pure heart.
But on the summer the heat makes me crazy.
Oh, how amazing!
But rain makes me gloomy.
So I like rain very much.
To conclude I like winter more than summer.
wow!
The lunch does mainly from the company internal dining room.
Goes with like the colleagues almost everyday.
Especially is not a food which likes. But the food which likes personally likes the meats food.
The creme de la creme thinks the food which hits to a season.
To spring herbs food… To summer hotly hot food…To autumn is delicious to all… To winter appears the food where the body inside is warm to be being top.
And eating between meals which likes personally most is the dumpling and the beer. I thought that is a most food.
Millions of animals are tortured and killed in laboratories each year while testing products like cosmetics, food and drugs. Should animals be used for that purpose? Why or why not? Give specific reasons to support your opinion.
SMASH!!! Millions of animals are tortured and killed in labrotories every year. I do not agree about this violent act of using animals for testing products like cosmetics, food and drugs and use robots because of these following reasons.
The first reason why I think that torturing animals for testing is bad because it is very violent for the animals, and dying because of an experiment is bad because the animals have there freedom to live like the same as its kind , and live with the nature of it.
The second reason is that there are lots of more things to experiment on instead of living critters that scatter around the world. The thing I think is the best is experimenting on robots that have certain sencers that can sence what there is in the kind of thing ( such as drugs ) that can be bad for the people who cosume the drugs and food.
The third reason why I think that using robots instead of living animals is better because robots can't feel anything and do not have the feeling of it's mad or happy. robots can also know more harder things that is hard for people to do.
Such as sencing poison or bad ingredients in the thing ( such as drugs ) that can poison people.
The fourth reason why I think that it is not good to kill and torture living animals not a good way to experiment on chemicals because using no brained robots is better then killing and torturing the poor animals that can feel the pain.
I really think that using robots for experimenting on chemicals better then using living cridders that can feel pain. S O L E T S N O T U S E A N I M A L S A N D U S E R O B O T S I N S T E A D !!!!!!!!!!
My name is James. I think to kill millions of animal to make laboratories and cosmetics, food and drug is can be excpet laboratories.
I think to kill animal to make drug is good because that give our a medicine. It is very nice to heal hurted animals because it made from animals. When we kill little animals and animals give little life to ous, we can make nice and wonderful drug and, it is present for peoples,animals and all of living things on the Earth.
To kill for eat food is not bad. Some animals eat other animals and people can. Like any one can't say bad that tigers eat bears. Why not? People can't live to eat only rice or vegetables. But eat too many animals is bad...
But, it is very bad to kill animal to make laboratories. People can live without its. And most of people who kill for that reason has bad intentions. It is so pool to kill animals and very young animals should die to make laboratories. Isn't it poor??
So I think to kill little bit of animal to make drug or food is good but to make laboratories is too bad. Please don't kill poor animals to bad intentions!!!
Do want to be killed for other animals for tests? Did you have a cute animal for pet? I do and I don't want to be killed for "tests" no! never. Animals are same as us. When we killed and do for test for medicine and check all of it if it's good than all animals can be dead. Animals sometimes give good things like dog. killing pet for tests that is so weard it was cute pet for that people. So, I think animals can't be used for tests.
First, animals are same as us. Animals and people are same because people have one life and hearts and feelings also, animals do. At book I read, that god give one boy a miour and that miour was a special miour the man was a hunter and killed animals for tests and food. And miour became a animal and killed the boy. And god said "ANIMAL IS SAME AS US THINK THAT YOU GOT KILLED FOR FOOD" so, for these reason i think animals can't be used for tests.
Second, animals sometimes gives great things to us. The Korea's dog named " sabsal" dog always protected their owner and the owner can sve from gosts. that was a story form Koera. So, I think animals can't be used for tests.
Lastly, pets are cute. Like hamster, someone like it and just say that hamaster killed by a tests and food. Then the owner of hamster, will sad so, I think, pets can't be used for test, other animals also.
Animals are same as us, animals give fantasitic things and pets are lovely. For these reasons I think animals for using mediciane and food can't be happened. Do you want to be dead because of the test that people is healthly for people?
There are a Kind and a Queen who have everything. When the Queen's birthday came near, the King decided to give her a bed for her birthday present. The King asked to a apprentice to make a bed.
However the apprentice didn't know how big is the bed. So the King measured a size of the Queen with his feet. Then the apprentice made a bed with the size of the Queen with apprentice's small feet. However, the bed was small to the Queen, so the apprentice went to the jail. The apprentice found out why the bed was too small. The King became angry. The apprentice go into the jail. The apprentice realized his feet too small. So he called sculptor, and the sculptor made sculture of king's foot. Finally, the bed was made and it fitted with Queen! The King became happy, and he made the apprentice be a prince.
I didn't like this story, because it was too silly and boring. The best part of the book was the end of it, because the book was done. This story make me feel boring. I wanted to sleep during reading this book. I don't want to recommend this story to my friends, because they will make fun of me. However, I learned one thing from this book. That's standard measurements are useful
I have various foods in my kitchen.
There are rice cake, banana and bread On dining table. In shelf, there are can, instant noodle, wine, laver, and there are various kinds of Kimchi and apple, peach inside Kimchi refrigerator. Also, come cos, salad, cucumber, red pepper and there are rooster peace of mind flesh, hair-tail, mackerel inside Kimchi refrigerator. There are milk, egg, cheese, bean curd, and various kinds dishes inside refrigerator.
I think it dotor can assisted suicide. Because person who wants doctor to help kill, they choose that way. There is no excuse to that doctor is bad. Most of people get they're think. Doctor is just help person who wants to die quiet. If some body saying bad things to doctor that help die will be wrong. every single person have they're think. If we just stop people that wants to die, it will be egnore person's think.
Doctor is have many part. One of them also has helping people for have comfortable heart. When people have some scare in they're mind, doctor can help them. And when people wants to die, doctor can stop that. But if person wants really, it can be. Because it is listen to people's voice.
But i think it is spend all life. and not think life is good. Bible tells us that Jesus made people with all he's energe. and if they thinks life is nothing, they will be punished. Now every single person is thinking that life is noting. but it is not good thing to we get. White person's that kills every single black person. And in the USA, club of KKK. they are really bad persons. Every person can gouing way what they want to do. But when somebody disterb that it will be make three of person's rule. I hope that people really love they're body and life. And always appreciate to that i am alive so i can get happy.
If they will die with doctor's help, what will be person's alive? Nobody will think about alive is good thing. and how come they get think of die? because they were so sick about working. And who or which makes hard? It wiill be bad company and bad friends. In school there is something really bad is make one student alone. Alone can make him really crazy and brock he's heart. And in the bad company, some of CEO dosen't person money. So they can't be working hard. And soon they are trying to die with no hurts. I think in the world there should be no bad things that dosn't helps people. So world can be clean
I did computer games at last weekend. this game's name is maple story. I made my character's L.V 30. I was became spear man.
I was very happy, but I disappear purpose L.V. because next is dragon knight and this is employment at L.V 70. but I'll up L.V 70. when I made my character's L.V 30, I was very happy and fun. so I made purpose and I want faster than this time. dragon knight have skill berserker. this skill with spear three lance. this is very powerfully. I want this skill.
I agree with third statement; It is okay in some cases only. I have two reasons why I agree with third statement. First, other two statements are too extreme that it might make some problems. Second, even though doctor-assisted suicide is okay, there are situations it is okay to do that.
First,other two statements are too extreme that it might make some problems. If doctor-assisted suicide is okay, someone might kill inoccent people using this badly, and this has been used when the Hitler was having power to kill Jews. Hitler killed 6,000,000 Jews in lots of ways and doctor-assisted suicide wss only a excuse for poisoning. If doctor-assisted suicide is not allowed, it might use too much money of human vegetables. If we use piece of that money, country's econmony will develop faster and people might be able to use hospital widely because the long term patient might decrease.
Second, even though doctor-assisted suicide is okay, there are situations it is okay to do that. For example, there is a person whose almost dead, but families don't know what to do. If he(or she) had word about death, there's no problem. However, there's no words about death, then you can't decide too fast. I might be not purely dying because of accident. It might be related to very dirty crime for money.
Even though It has some problems, It's better than not letting or letting all the people to die or not die.
Honestly speaking, there are countless inventions that affect our life way more convenientely; however, to me, the light ball is the best invention in history.
Without the light ball, our life would be like without any water which helps to maintain our lives. Without the light ball, have this world been able to prosperous so far? It would be very tangles such as; Making medicine supplies, building some important public buildings, recognize one another's face and working at night. Neverthless, as lights existes, we can work all day long even in the night, see one other's faces, and make medicine supplies.
As you know, the light ball is made by Einstein whom I respect the most. Before we think about what the best inventions are, we should look back; there is always someone who made efforts on making great inventions. As light exists, we are able to get more flourish and grow; furthermore, as great inventor Einstein was existed, light was able to be invented.
What's the special feature of books?
A book tells a story using sets of letter so, that induces a reader to fancy.
A book can tell many contents because they come out in serial forms, this is the merit of books.
If so book don't have any weak point? No,that is not true. Then, what is book's weak point? It is hard to describe emotions because It tells a story using sets of letters.
but movie tells a story using sets of image .
We must use to the sense of sight and the sense of hearing.
A good movie can vividly describe something. but movie receive in time and spatial
Then what is the difference in a movie and a book?
Book tells a story using sets of letters but movie tells a story using sets of images.
"Mommy,mommy~~~"
"Yes,yes, I'm coming dear~~"
"Oooooo,poopy!"
"Oh, my god!!You pooped again!!"
"He..He.."
Like this,you can see what
I want to be!!I want to be a 3year old baby.
I want to be a baby, because when
I am a baby, people hold me
when they go outside.
They also care for me very much.
I like to get lots of glances from people,
and hear them say,"Auaaaaa, she's so cute!!"
I also want to be a baby, because when
I have a brother or sister, and when
we fight, babies cry.And their mothers
be angry at their brothers or sisters.
It will be very fun!!!
When I'm a baby, I also get
hated too.
Because that I always don't get
angry looks from adults when
I am a baby, so the other people
are jealous of me.
They wish that they would not be the person
we would be angry with.*^^*
It'll be funny to look at that.
Not that I like people to be angry with, but
because I never remember feeling it.
Oh, I'd really like to be a baby!!!
Like I wrote in all my paragraphs, I'd
really Like to be a baby.
I really get lots of attention to people when
I'm a baby.
And, I think I will look very cute.^^
I also like to ride a stroller again.
And we can when we're a baby!!
Wow, there's so many things that
I like when I'm a baby!!!
I would really like to feel it!!
Well, bye now~~~
I like winter better than summer.
Because my birthday and christmas are on the winter.
On winter we can make many snowmen.
Also we can have a snowball fight.
And I hate the sweltering heat.
I like coldness.
I like snowy days.
Because snow makes me get pure heart.
But on the summer the heat makes me crazy.
Oh, how amazing!
But rain makes me gloomy.
So I like rain very much.
To conclude I like winter more than summer.
wow!
The lunch does mainly from the company internal dining room.
Goes with like the colleagues almost everyday.
Especially is not a food which likes. But the food which likes personally likes the meats food.
The creme de la creme thinks the food which hits to a season.
To spring herbs food… To summer hotly hot food…To autumn is delicious to all… To winter appears the food where the body inside is warm to be being top.
And eating between meals which likes personally most is the dumpling and the beer. I thought that is a most food.
Millions of animals are tortured and killed in laboratories each year while testing products like cosmetics, food and drugs. Should animals be used for that purpose? Why or why not? Give specific reasons to support your opinion.
SMASH!!! Millions of animals are tortured and killed in labrotories every year. I do not agree about this violent act of using animals for testing products like cosmetics, food and drugs and use robots because of these following reasons.
The first reason why I think that torturing animals for testing is bad because it is very violent for the animals, and dying because of an experiment is bad because the animals have there freedom to live like the same as its kind , and live with the nature of it.
The second reason is that there are lots of more things to experiment on instead of living critters that scatter around the world. The thing I think is the best is experimenting on robots that have certain sencers that can sence what there is in the kind of thing ( such as drugs ) that can be bad for the people who cosume the drugs and food.
The third reason why I think that using robots instead of living animals is better because robots can't feel anything and do not have the feeling of it's mad or happy. robots can also know more harder things that is hard for people to do.
Such as sencing poison or bad ingredients in the thing ( such as drugs ) that can poison people.
The fourth reason why I think that it is not good to kill and torture living animals not a good way to experiment on chemicals because using no brained robots is better then killing and torturing the poor animals that can feel the pain.
I really think that using robots for experimenting on chemicals better then using living cridders that can feel pain. S O L E T S N O T U S E A N I M A L S A N D U S E R O B O T S I N S T E A D !!!!!!!!!!
My name is James. I think to kill millions of animal to make laboratories and cosmetics, food and drug is can be excpet laboratories.
I think to kill animal to make drug is good because that give our a medicine. It is very nice to heal hurted animals because it made from animals. When we kill little animals and animals give little life to ous, we can make nice and wonderful drug and, it is present for peoples,animals and all of living things on the Earth.
To kill for eat food is not bad. Some animals eat other animals and people can. Like any one can't say bad that tigers eat bears. Why not? People can't live to eat only rice or vegetables. But eat too many animals is bad...
But, it is very bad to kill animal to make laboratories. People can live without its. And most of people who kill for that reason has bad intentions. It is so pool to kill animals and very young animals should die to make laboratories. Isn't it poor??
So I think to kill little bit of animal to make drug or food is good but to make laboratories is too bad. Please don't kill poor animals to bad intentions!!!
Do want to be killed for other animals for tests? Did you have a cute animal for pet? I do and I don't want to be killed for "tests" no! never. Animals are same as us. When we killed and do for test for medicine and check all of it if it's good than all animals can be dead. Animals sometimes give good things like dog. killing pet for tests that is so weard it was cute pet for that people. So, I think animals can't be used for tests.
First, animals are same as us. Animals and people are same because people have one life and hearts and feelings also, animals do. At book I read, that god give one boy a miour and that miour was a special miour the man was a hunter and killed animals for tests and food. And miour became a animal and killed the boy. And god said "ANIMAL IS SAME AS US THINK THAT YOU GOT KILLED FOR FOOD" so, for these reason i think animals can't be used for tests.
Second, animals sometimes gives great things to us. The Korea's dog named " sabsal" dog always protected their owner and the owner can sve from gosts. that was a story form Koera. So, I think animals can't be used for tests.
Lastly, pets are cute. Like hamster, someone like it and just say that hamaster killed by a tests and food. Then the owner of hamster, will sad so, I think, pets can't be used for test, other animals also.
Animals are same as us, animals give fantasitic things and pets are lovely. For these reasons I think animals for using mediciane and food can't be happened. Do you want to be dead because of the test that people is healthly for people?
There are a Kind and a Queen who have everything. When the Queen's birthday came near, the King decided to give her a bed for her birthday present. The King asked to a apprentice to make a bed.
However the apprentice didn't know how big is the bed. So the King measured a size of the Queen with his feet. Then the apprentice made a bed with the size of the Queen with apprentice's small feet. However, the bed was small to the Queen, so the apprentice went to the jail. The apprentice found out why the bed was too small. The King became angry. The apprentice go into the jail. The apprentice realized his feet too small. So he called sculptor, and the sculptor made sculture of king's foot. Finally, the bed was made and it fitted with Queen! The King became happy, and he made the apprentice be a prince.
I didn't like this story, because it was too silly and boring. The best part of the book was the end of it, because the book was done. This story make me feel boring. I wanted to sleep during reading this book. I don't want to recommend this story to my friends, because they will make fun of me. However, I learned one thing from this book. That's standard measurements are useful
I have various foods in my kitchen.
There are rice cake, banana and bread On dining table. In shelf, there are can, instant noodle, wine, laver, and there are various kinds of Kimchi and apple, peach inside Kimchi refrigerator. Also, come cos, salad, cucumber, red pepper and there are rooster peace of mind flesh, hair-tail, mackerel inside Kimchi refrigerator. There are milk, egg, cheese, bean curd, and various kinds dishes inside refrigerator.
I think it dotor can assisted suicide. Because person who wants doctor to help kill, they choose that way. There is no excuse to that doctor is bad. Most of people get they're think. Doctor is just help person who wants to die quiet. If some body saying bad things to doctor that help die will be wrong. every single person have they're think. If we just stop people that wants to die, it will be egnore person's think.
Doctor is have many part. One of them also has helping people for have comfortable heart. When people have some scare in they're mind, doctor can help them. And when people wants to die, doctor can stop that. But if person wants really, it can be. Because it is listen to people's voice.
But i think it is spend all life. and not think life is good. Bible tells us that Jesus made people with all he's energe. and if they thinks life is nothing, they will be punished. Now every single person is thinking that life is noting. but it is not good thing to we get. White person's that kills every single black person. And in the USA, club of KKK. they are really bad persons. Every person can gouing way what they want to do. But when somebody disterb that it will be make three of person's rule. I hope that people really love they're body and life. And always appreciate to that i am alive so i can get happy.
If they will die with doctor's help, what will be person's alive? Nobody will think about alive is good thing. and how come they get think of die? because they were so sick about working. And who or which makes hard? It wiill be bad company and bad friends. In school there is something really bad is make one student alone. Alone can make him really crazy and brock he's heart. And in the bad company, some of CEO dosen't person money. So they can't be working hard. And soon they are trying to die with no hurts. I think in the world there should be no bad things that dosn't helps people. So world can be clean
I did computer games at last weekend. this game's name is maple story. I made my character's L.V 30. I was became spear man.
I was very happy, but I disappear purpose L.V. because next is dragon knight and this is employment at L.V 70. but I'll up L.V 70. when I made my character's L.V 30, I was very happy and fun. so I made purpose and I want faster than this time. dragon knight have skill berserker. this skill with spear three lance. this is very powerfully. I want this skill.
I agree with third statement; It is okay in some cases only. I have two reasons why I agree with third statement. First, other two statements are too extreme that it might make some problems. Second, even though doctor-assisted suicide is okay, there are situations it is okay to do that.
First,other two statements are too extreme that it might make some problems. If doctor-assisted suicide is okay, someone might kill inoccent people using this badly, and this has been used when the Hitler was having power to kill Jews. Hitler killed 6,000,000 Jews in lots of ways and doctor-assisted suicide wss only a excuse for poisoning. If doctor-assisted suicide is not allowed, it might use too much money of human vegetables. If we use piece of that money, country's econmony will develop faster and people might be able to use hospital widely because the long term patient might decrease.
Second, even though doctor-assisted suicide is okay, there are situations it is okay to do that. For example, there is a person whose almost dead, but families don't know what to do. If he(or she) had word about death, there's no problem. However, there's no words about death, then you can't decide too fast. I might be not purely dying because of accident. It might be related to very dirty crime for money.
Even though It has some problems, It's better than not letting or letting all the people to die or not die.
Honestly speaking, there are countless inventions that affect our life way more convenientely; however, to me, the light ball is the best invention in history.
Without the light ball, our life would be like without any water which helps to maintain our lives. Without the light ball, have this world been able to prosperous so far? It would be very tangles such as; Making medicine supplies, building some important public buildings, recognize one another's face and working at night. Neverthless, as lights existes, we can work all day long even in the night, see one other's faces, and make medicine supplies.
As you know, the light ball is made by Einstein whom I respect the most. Before we think about what the best inventions are, we should look back; there is always someone who made efforts on making great inventions. As light exists, we are able to get more flourish and grow; furthermore, as great inventor Einstein was existed, light was able to be invented.
What's the special feature of books?
A book tells a story using sets of letter so, that induces a reader to fancy.
A book can tell many contents because they come out in serial forms, this is the merit of books.
If so book don't have any weak point? No,that is not true. Then, what is book's weak point? It is hard to describe emotions because It tells a story using sets of letters.
but movie tells a story using sets of image .
We must use to the sense of sight and the sense of hearing.
A good movie can vividly describe something. but movie receive in time and spatial
Then what is the difference in a movie and a book?
Book tells a story using sets of letters but movie tells a story using sets of images.
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My question is (having just watched a video of Tom Cruise promoting Scientology), what connexion does Scientology as a cult or religious movement have to the "Illuminati" Agenda? If I were to join up the dots, how would Scientology fit into the bigger picture of the conspiracy/plan?
I know L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology (with his wife, it should be noted), had Masonic connexions. Yet it is hard to discern further info, since none of the conspiracy "gurus", David Icke included, ever talk about Scientology and its role in depth.
Could this be because the Scientologists are notoriously litigous and prone to threatening critics, or because it occupies some obscure non-grata place in the hidden scheme of things, one that is best not spoken of perhaps?
Any helpful answers appreciated.
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As far as I know L. Ron Hubbard was/is a satanist also. The religion seems to be another one of the illuminatis reworked sub plots like christianity, hinduism or whatever. Of course to make it seem valid they sprinkle some hidden half truth in there but mostly more esoteric symbolism.
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yes - CO$ had masonic connections. I have traced their connections back to various secret societies here and abroad. Here as in the UK.
Most seems to stem back to a point of source called the Theosophical Society which has many esoteric beliefs all into one organisation. The off shoots seem to go in lots of directions - CO$ is one of the directions it took. I also believe we are also talking about spiritual and philosophical beliefs and the church as well as the freemasons are considered new religious movements. I checked that out via a group here in the uk called "inform". You pointed out that being in the church and being a mason was not a problem
It seems to me that the word occult fits into the illuminati agenda. Where they are on the pyramid - not sure? At the top? The church is a serpent cult, such is the Theosophical Society. Both are connected to the psychiatric service in one way or another. In the UK - the links to the NHS are massive. The NHS is masonic - the TS is supposed to be the masons?
The agenda as I see it - from copious reading is connected to reducing the worlds population amongst other things.
I think the church wanted to be very high up - fingers in every pie. Because of the connections to not so good publicity, they are hiding behind other organisations. I once saw a list of all the businesses it owned - some you would never connect to the cult/church at all - like a donkey sanctuary of all things to publishing companies.
I would not want to be litigus about the church - but individuals you might be, so you could end up indirectly slagging off a church member and then be open to their "fair game" policies
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esoteric symbolism - that is very astute - you are right. My dealings with the symbolism is connected to a whole range of things - buildings, images, words as well as NLP and the study of human gestures. Inclusive of the connections with zen buddhism and the other eastern groups
The basis of esotericism is philosophy and plato - who was not into telling the truth. He was very jealous of other gods etc and was always falling out with them so the story goes. Therefore the movement says it is based on truth when actually it is the reverse. The Meister Eckhart Tolle uses this as a basis of his books. So the books are not what they seem. It is in reverse the goodness and light is infact pure evil.
Look up the The history of the Theosophical Society and it will tell you those connections.
The seal of the TS consists of the caudecus - snake chasing its tail, the star of david, the swastika which is in reverse and the ankh. I did look them up individually.
I rang someone on the TS list and she was petrified. I rang her again and she did the same. All I said was is this the contact for the TS...... and down went the phone?
CO$ and Theosophical society are massively linked as well as the masons
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COS same letters as another COS which is Church of Satan, Hubbard had connections to Crowley and Jack Parsons the man who worked on the NASA Space Programme rocket technology, all members of the OTO Ordo Templi Orientis, all these people where totally Masonic.
Crowley was a mentor of Anton La Vey, the founder of the Church of Satan, all these groups use mind control and believe in pseudo metaphysical sciences, they are structured and work in similar ways and in tandam.
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yep - thats why I did CO$ instead of COS. I have the Order of the Nine Angles on my doorstep, Do you know if they connected to the council of nine?
I have the rosicrucian order, as well as two mormon churches, CO$ up the road as well as 40 masonic lodges all in one county The arthurius society comes from here too
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I know - did not know all this until recently. I understand that CO$ ran the Stanfords parapsychology dept in the mid 60's onwards. Many high ranking thetans worked with Karl Pribham on the said technology. It was in the Washington Post dated 1977
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CO$ has connections with Nazism, the occult and Darwinism as well. Looks like they all connect in some way
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The Meister Eckhart Tolle uses this as a basis of his books. So the books are not what they seem. It is in reverse the goodness and light is infact pure evil.
G'day chicken, could you elaborate on this comment please? Are you referring to Meister Eckhart or Eckhart Tolle?
I presume you mean Eckhart Tolle, if so are you saying he has ties to the TS?
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Thank you all for your answers.
Yes, the connexion of Hubbard with Crowley, Parsons et al, both of whom worked directly (Crowley) or indirectly (Parsons) for MI6 (Parsons for their American branch), NASA, rocket designs, sex-magic rituals (no doubt Hubbard joined them in their exploits), LaVey, Satanism, the Crown, Tavistock, RIIA, CFR...etc. You can see how it might link up.
Smart money bets the Church of Scientology, which is run like a corporate org, is in the Intelligence gathering business. It's tax-exempt, supposedly non-profit (but makes millions, perhaps billions every year, from it activities).
Anyway, thanks again.
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esoteric symbolism - that is very astute - you are right. My dealings with the symbolism is connected to a whole range of things - buildings, images, words as well as NLP and the study of human gestures. Inclusive of the connections with zen buddhism and the other eastern groups
The basis of esotericism is philosophy and plato - who was not into telling the truth. He was very jealous of other gods etc and was always falling out with them so the story goes. Therefore the movement says it is based on truth when actually it is the reverse. The Meister Eckhart Tolle uses this as a basis of his books. So the books are not what they seem. It is in reverse the goodness and light is infact pure evil.
Look up the The history of the Theosophical Society and it will tell you those connections.
The seal of the TS consists of the caudecus - snake chasing its tail, the star of david, the swastika which is in reverse and the ankh. I did look them up individually.
I rang someone on the TS list and she was petrified. I rang her again and she did the same. All I said was is this the contact for the TS...... and down went the phone?
CO$ and Theosophical society are massively linked as well as the masons
Thankyou for this research chicken.
I know eternal_spirit has been at this along time and reached these conclusions also.
I am a newbie to the indepth inter-workings of these various entities.
It is fasinating and boggels the mind how truely extensive, devious and satantic it all is.
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My question is (having just watched a video of Tom Cruise promoting Scientology), what connexion does Scientology as a cult or religious movement have to the "Illuminati" Agenda? If I were to join up the dots, how would Scientology fit into the bigger picture of the conspiracy/plan?
I know L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology (with his wife, it should be noted), had Masonic connexions. Yet it is hard to discern further info, since none of the conspiracy "gurus", David Icke included, ever talk about Scientology and its role in depth.
Could this be because the Scientologists are notoriously litigous and prone to threatening critics, or because it occupies some obscure non-grata place in the hidden scheme of things, one that is best not spoken of perhaps?
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As far as I know L. Ron Hubbard was/is a satanist also. The religion seems to be another one of the illuminatis reworked sub plots like christianity, hinduism or whatever. Of course to make it seem valid they sprinkle some hidden half truth in there but mostly more esoteric symbolism.
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yes - CO$ had masonic connections. I have traced their connections back to various secret societies here and abroad. Here as in the UK.
Most seems to stem back to a point of source called the Theosophical Society which has many esoteric beliefs all into one organisation. The off shoots seem to go in lots of directions - CO$ is one of the directions it took. I also believe we are also talking about spiritual and philosophical beliefs and the church as well as the freemasons are considered new religious movements. I checked that out via a group here in the uk called "inform". You pointed out that being in the church and being a mason was not a problem
It seems to me that the word occult fits into the illuminati agenda. Where they are on the pyramid - not sure? At the top? The church is a serpent cult, such is the Theosophical Society. Both are connected to the psychiatric service in one way or another. In the UK - the links to the NHS are massive. The NHS is masonic - the TS is supposed to be the masons?
The agenda as I see it - from copious reading is connected to reducing the worlds population amongst other things.
I think the church wanted to be very high up - fingers in every pie. Because of the connections to not so good publicity, they are hiding behind other organisations. I once saw a list of all the businesses it owned - some you would never connect to the cult/church at all - like a donkey sanctuary of all things to publishing companies.
I would not want to be litigus about the church - but individuals you might be, so you could end up indirectly slagging off a church member and then be open to their "fair game" policies
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esoteric symbolism - that is very astute - you are right. My dealings with the symbolism is connected to a whole range of things - buildings, images, words as well as NLP and the study of human gestures. Inclusive of the connections with zen buddhism and the other eastern groups
The basis of esotericism is philosophy and plato - who was not into telling the truth. He was very jealous of other gods etc and was always falling out with them so the story goes. Therefore the movement says it is based on truth when actually it is the reverse. The Meister Eckhart Tolle uses this as a basis of his books. So the books are not what they seem. It is in reverse the goodness and light is infact pure evil.
Look up the The history of the Theosophical Society and it will tell you those connections.
The seal of the TS consists of the caudecus - snake chasing its tail, the star of david, the swastika which is in reverse and the ankh. I did look them up individually.
I rang someone on the TS list and she was petrified. I rang her again and she did the same. All I said was is this the contact for the TS...... and down went the phone?
CO$ and Theosophical society are massively linked as well as the masons
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COS same letters as another COS which is Church of Satan, Hubbard had connections to Crowley and Jack Parsons the man who worked on the NASA Space Programme rocket technology, all members of the OTO Ordo Templi Orientis, all these people where totally Masonic.
Crowley was a mentor of Anton La Vey, the founder of the Church of Satan, all these groups use mind control and believe in pseudo metaphysical sciences, they are structured and work in similar ways and in tandam.
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yep - thats why I did CO$ instead of COS. I have the Order of the Nine Angles on my doorstep, Do you know if they connected to the council of nine?
I have the rosicrucian order, as well as two mormon churches, CO$ up the road as well as 40 masonic lodges all in one county The arthurius society comes from here too
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I know - did not know all this until recently. I understand that CO$ ran the Stanfords parapsychology dept in the mid 60's onwards. Many high ranking thetans worked with Karl Pribham on the said technology. It was in the Washington Post dated 1977
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Old 19-01-2008, 08:52 PM #7
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CO$ has connections with Nazism, the occult and Darwinism as well. Looks like they all connect in some way
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Old 19-01-2008, 10:18 PM #8
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The Meister Eckhart Tolle uses this as a basis of his books. So the books are not what they seem. It is in reverse the goodness and light is infact pure evil.
G'day chicken, could you elaborate on this comment please? Are you referring to Meister Eckhart or Eckhart Tolle?
I presume you mean Eckhart Tolle, if so are you saying he has ties to the TS?
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Thank you all for your answers.
Yes, the connexion of Hubbard with Crowley, Parsons et al, both of whom worked directly (Crowley) or indirectly (Parsons) for MI6 (Parsons for their American branch), NASA, rocket designs, sex-magic rituals (no doubt Hubbard joined them in their exploits), LaVey, Satanism, the Crown, Tavistock, RIIA, CFR...etc. You can see how it might link up.
Smart money bets the Church of Scientology, which is run like a corporate org, is in the Intelligence gathering business. It's tax-exempt, supposedly non-profit (but makes millions, perhaps billions every year, from it activities).
Anyway, thanks again.
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Old 20-01-2008, 02:39 AM #10
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esoteric symbolism - that is very astute - you are right. My dealings with the symbolism is connected to a whole range of things - buildings, images, words as well as NLP and the study of human gestures. Inclusive of the connections with zen buddhism and the other eastern groups
The basis of esotericism is philosophy and plato - who was not into telling the truth. He was very jealous of other gods etc and was always falling out with them so the story goes. Therefore the movement says it is based on truth when actually it is the reverse. The Meister Eckhart Tolle uses this as a basis of his books. So the books are not what they seem. It is in reverse the goodness and light is infact pure evil.
Look up the The history of the Theosophical Society and it will tell you those connections.
The seal of the TS consists of the caudecus - snake chasing its tail, the star of david, the swastika which is in reverse and the ankh. I did look them up individually.
I rang someone on the TS list and she was petrified. I rang her again and she did the same. All I said was is this the contact for the TS...... and down went the phone?
CO$ and Theosophical society are massively linked as well as the masons
Thankyou for this research chicken.
I know eternal_spirit has been at this along time and reached these conclusions also.
I am a newbie to the indepth inter-workings of these various entities.
It is fasinating and boggels the mind how truely extensive, devious and satantic it all is.
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4.08.2008
"Mama Said Knock You Out"
[LL]
C'mon man
[News Report]
And with the local DBT news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback
[mumbling]
but tonite...
[LL]
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
[REPEAT 4X]
Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme
[Chorus]
[LL]
Breakdown!!!
Shadow boxin when I heard you on the radio (HUUUH!!!)
I just don't know
What made you forget that I was raw?
But now I got a new tour
I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
Lettin you know that you can't gain, I maintain
Unless ya say my name
Rippin, killin
Diggin and drillin a hole
Pass the Ol' Gold
[Chorus]
Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
that I'm not your average man
when I got a jammy in my hand
DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him
Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!)
I'm ready (we're ready!!!)
I think I'm gonna bomb a town (get down!!)
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you out
[Chorus]
As I mentioned in the comments your writing will improve if you learn how to make more complex sentences. Writing complex sentences involves inspecting your writing for sentences that repeat nouns, phrasal verbs and even entire phrases and then combining them to reduce repetition. Watch, I can improve my last couple of sentences by combining:
If you learn how to combine sentences that repeat nouns, phrasal verbs and even entire phrases you can reduce repetition and make your sentences more readable and interesting.
English-Finnish-English
Mama Said Knock You Out LL C'mon man [ News Report ] And with local DBT news LL Cool J with victorious comeback [ mumbling ] but tonight. LL Don't call it comeback I - LETTER here for year Rocking mine peer and putting suck in fear Making tear rain down like MON soon Hear to bass go Boom Explosion , overpowering Over competition I'm towering Shipwreck shop , when I - LETTER flat these lyrics that make you call cops Don't you dare gaze , you better move Don't ever compare Me to rest that clean get slice and died Competition paying charge (^ chorus : I'm gonna knock you out HUUUH!!! Mama said knock you out HUUUH!!! ) [ REPEAT Don't u call this regular jam I'm gonna swung this land I'm gonna drift this itty bitter world by storm And I'm just getting warm Just like Muhummad Ali they alien him Cassius Watch me bash this dress like skull Cuz u knew I - LETTER had beef wit Anythbly drift u riff with me , maniac psyche And when I - LETTER pull out mine jammed get ready-made cuz it might go BLAAAAW , how ya like me now? river will no pass U to get with , Man. Smith dont riff Hear to mine gear shift I'm blast outlastin Good like Bar , so u say I'm bar Old English fill mine mind And I - LETTER come up with funk rhyme [ chorus LL ] decay!! Tail boxing when I - LETTER learn you on radio HUUUH!!! I - LETTER just don't knew What made you forget that I - LETTER raw? But now I - LETTER got new tour I'm going lunatic , starting-point hurricane , unfolding pain Letting you knew that you can't gain I - LETTER sustain Unless ya say mine name Ripping , scathing Digging and drill hole Pass Ol' Gold [ chorus ] Shotgun blast are learn When I - LETTER rip and destroy , at Will man from period , tower from power I'll bolt I'm gonna tie you up and pass you apprehend that I'm no your average man when I - LETTER got jammed in mine pass DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!! Hear to course I - LETTER slaaaaay , your force Damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage Loss , terror , and extermination Pass me so suck I'll slay him Farm ( what!!! ) Farm ( what!!! I'm ready-made we're ready-made!!! I - LETTER consider I'm gonna bomb town ( get down!! Don't u marsh eva , pull mine trap Cuz I - LETTER explode And mine nine is easy to load I - LETTER gotta praise God Cuz anythbly gave me strength to swung hard! knock you out mama said knock you out [ chorus ] As I - LETTER mention in comment your writing will improve if you learn how to make more complex theorem. Writing complex theorem tangle inspection your writing for theorem that repeat substantive , phrase verb and even entire idiom and then combining them to flat repetition. Watch I - LETTER can improve mine last couple from theorem by combining : If you learn how to combine theorem that repeat substantive , phrase verb and even entire idiom you can flat repetition and make your theorem more readable and engrossing.
English-Russian-English
" ma Breathe Beat Thou Among LL C'mon body [ Breeze Acquaint ] AMPERSAND after the local DBT breeze LL Caller J with a triumphant air comeback [ to speak in one's beard ] alone tonic. LL ] Do not call he a comeback I am here behalf in the year one Craggy горы mine compeer ampersand bed suck at awe Creation the break rain down alike a MON anon Audition near the base be on Boom Agony , overbear Above the competition I'm belfry Collapse commissary , as I bead these lyrics such contract thou call the bosk Do not thou dare to stand at gaze , thou better drive Do not right along assimilate Me near the ease such all come by slice ampersand dice Competition advantageous the charge (^ choir : I'm gonna beat thou among HUUUH!!! ) Ma breathe beat thou among HUUUH!!! ) [ TO RING THE CHANGES ON 4X] Do not u call these a accurate chuck I'm gonna crag these allodium I'm gonna finger these itty bitt pax among blow AMPERSAND I'm equitable getter heartwarming Equitable alike Muhummad Ali they caller him Cassia Clock карманные,наручные me bang these bang alike a crania Cuz u to be of aware I had beef brain Wherefore contract u riff after me , the maniac batty AMPERSAND as I drag out mine jammer come by bound cuz he may be on BLAAAAW , as ya alike me now? The effluent pleasure forbid U near come by after , Mister. Blacksmith dont riff Audition near mine device barter I'm blasting , last lobule than as - in fond remembrance of Blood alike Shaft , so u can breathe I'm shafting Aged Anglican тот,кто either то,что charge either fill mine ghost AMPERSAND I came up after a caitiff crambo [ choir LL Breakdown!!! Ghost manly art as I hear thou against the radio HUUUH!!! ) I equitable do not to be of aware As contract thou forget such I am coarse? Alone now I come by a redbrick tour I'm going crazy , flinch the hurricane , absolve ache Lettish thou to be of aware such thou can earn , I to keep alive Except ya breathe mine denomination Bisect , bloody Digging ampersand drill a foramen Elapse the Ol' Yellow dirt [ choir ] Cannon-ball blast am hear As I bisect ampersand assassinate , at will The advocate the h-hour , belfry яние ) against ability I'll devour I'm gonna articulate thou up ampersand balk thou appreciate such I'm no your average body as I come by a jammer at mine arm DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!! Audition near the avenue I slaaaaay , your crew Damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage Decay , atrocity , ampersand mayhem Elapse me a sissy so suck I'll assassinate him Farmer ( as!!! ) Farmer ( as!!! I'm bound we're bound!!! ) I believe I'm gonna bomb a burg ( to go downstairs!! ) Do not u neva eva , bowse mine jack Cuz I blast AMPERSAND mine nine am airy near bulk I come by oblige God Cuz he afford me the agency near crag consistent! beat thou among , ma breathe beat thou among [ choir ] As I allusion at the admonishment your chalk pleasure ameliorate an thou grind as near contract big complex finding. Chalk complex finding do up inspection your chalk behalf finding such to ring the changes on bedside , phrase substantive ampersand entertainment absolute phrase ampersand now combining their near abase brush-up. Clock карманные,наручные , I can ameliorate mine dernier brace яние ) against finding among combining : An thou grind as near band finding such to ring the changes on bedside , phrase substantive ampersand entertainment absolute phrase thou can abase brush-up ampersand contract your finding big clear-cut ampersand cunning.
[LL]
C'mon man
[News Report]
And with the local DBT news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback
[mumbling]
but tonite...
[LL]
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price
[Chorus:]
I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
[REPEAT 4X]
Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme
[Chorus]
[LL]
Breakdown!!!
Shadow boxin when I heard you on the radio (HUUUH!!!)
I just don't know
What made you forget that I was raw?
But now I got a new tour
I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
Lettin you know that you can't gain, I maintain
Unless ya say my name
Rippin, killin
Diggin and drillin a hole
Pass the Ol' Gold
[Chorus]
Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
that I'm not your average man
when I got a jammy in my hand
DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him
Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!)
I'm ready (we're ready!!!)
I think I'm gonna bomb a town (get down!!)
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you out
[Chorus]
As I mentioned in the comments your writing will improve if you learn how to make more complex sentences. Writing complex sentences involves inspecting your writing for sentences that repeat nouns, phrasal verbs and even entire phrases and then combining them to reduce repetition. Watch, I can improve my last couple of sentences by combining:
If you learn how to combine sentences that repeat nouns, phrasal verbs and even entire phrases you can reduce repetition and make your sentences more readable and interesting.
English-Finnish-English
Mama Said Knock You Out LL C'mon man [ News Report ] And with local DBT news LL Cool J with victorious comeback [ mumbling ] but tonight. LL Don't call it comeback I - LETTER here for year Rocking mine peer and putting suck in fear Making tear rain down like MON soon Hear to bass go Boom Explosion , overpowering Over competition I'm towering Shipwreck shop , when I - LETTER flat these lyrics that make you call cops Don't you dare gaze , you better move Don't ever compare Me to rest that clean get slice and died Competition paying charge (^ chorus : I'm gonna knock you out HUUUH!!! Mama said knock you out HUUUH!!! ) [ REPEAT Don't u call this regular jam I'm gonna swung this land I'm gonna drift this itty bitter world by storm And I'm just getting warm Just like Muhummad Ali they alien him Cassius Watch me bash this dress like skull Cuz u knew I - LETTER had beef wit Anythbly drift u riff with me , maniac psyche And when I - LETTER pull out mine jammed get ready-made cuz it might go BLAAAAW , how ya like me now? river will no pass U to get with , Man. Smith dont riff Hear to mine gear shift I'm blast outlastin Good like Bar , so u say I'm bar Old English fill mine mind And I - LETTER come up with funk rhyme [ chorus LL ] decay!! Tail boxing when I - LETTER learn you on radio HUUUH!!! I - LETTER just don't knew What made you forget that I - LETTER raw? But now I - LETTER got new tour I'm going lunatic , starting-point hurricane , unfolding pain Letting you knew that you can't gain I - LETTER sustain Unless ya say mine name Ripping , scathing Digging and drill hole Pass Ol' Gold [ chorus ] Shotgun blast are learn When I - LETTER rip and destroy , at Will man from period , tower from power I'll bolt I'm gonna tie you up and pass you apprehend that I'm no your average man when I - LETTER got jammed in mine pass DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!! Hear to course I - LETTER slaaaaay , your force Damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage Loss , terror , and extermination Pass me so suck I'll slay him Farm ( what!!! ) Farm ( what!!! I'm ready-made we're ready-made!!! I - LETTER consider I'm gonna bomb town ( get down!! Don't u marsh eva , pull mine trap Cuz I - LETTER explode And mine nine is easy to load I - LETTER gotta praise God Cuz anythbly gave me strength to swung hard! knock you out mama said knock you out [ chorus ] As I - LETTER mention in comment your writing will improve if you learn how to make more complex theorem. Writing complex theorem tangle inspection your writing for theorem that repeat substantive , phrase verb and even entire idiom and then combining them to flat repetition. Watch I - LETTER can improve mine last couple from theorem by combining : If you learn how to combine theorem that repeat substantive , phrase verb and even entire idiom you can flat repetition and make your theorem more readable and engrossing.
English-Russian-English
" ma Breathe Beat Thou Among LL C'mon body [ Breeze Acquaint ] AMPERSAND after the local DBT breeze LL Caller J with a triumphant air comeback [ to speak in one's beard ] alone tonic. LL ] Do not call he a comeback I am here behalf in the year one Craggy горы mine compeer ampersand bed suck at awe Creation the break rain down alike a MON anon Audition near the base be on Boom Agony , overbear Above the competition I'm belfry Collapse commissary , as I bead these lyrics such contract thou call the bosk Do not thou dare to stand at gaze , thou better drive Do not right along assimilate Me near the ease such all come by slice ampersand dice Competition advantageous the charge (^ choir : I'm gonna beat thou among HUUUH!!! ) Ma breathe beat thou among HUUUH!!! ) [ TO RING THE CHANGES ON 4X] Do not u call these a accurate chuck I'm gonna crag these allodium I'm gonna finger these itty bitt pax among blow AMPERSAND I'm equitable getter heartwarming Equitable alike Muhummad Ali they caller him Cassia Clock карманные,наручные me bang these bang alike a crania Cuz u to be of aware I had beef brain Wherefore contract u riff after me , the maniac batty AMPERSAND as I drag out mine jammer come by bound cuz he may be on BLAAAAW , as ya alike me now? The effluent pleasure forbid U near come by after , Mister. Blacksmith dont riff Audition near mine device barter I'm blasting , last lobule than as - in fond remembrance of Blood alike Shaft , so u can breathe I'm shafting Aged Anglican тот,кто either то,что charge either fill mine ghost AMPERSAND I came up after a caitiff crambo [ choir LL Breakdown!!! Ghost manly art as I hear thou against the radio HUUUH!!! ) I equitable do not to be of aware As contract thou forget such I am coarse? Alone now I come by a redbrick tour I'm going crazy , flinch the hurricane , absolve ache Lettish thou to be of aware such thou can earn , I to keep alive Except ya breathe mine denomination Bisect , bloody Digging ampersand drill a foramen Elapse the Ol' Yellow dirt [ choir ] Cannon-ball blast am hear As I bisect ampersand assassinate , at will The advocate the h-hour , belfry яние ) against ability I'll devour I'm gonna articulate thou up ampersand balk thou appreciate such I'm no your average body as I come by a jammer at mine arm DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!! Audition near the avenue I slaaaaay , your crew Damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage UHH ) damage Decay , atrocity , ampersand mayhem Elapse me a sissy so suck I'll assassinate him Farmer ( as!!! ) Farmer ( as!!! I'm bound we're bound!!! ) I believe I'm gonna bomb a burg ( to go downstairs!! ) Do not u neva eva , bowse mine jack Cuz I blast AMPERSAND mine nine am airy near bulk I come by oblige God Cuz he afford me the agency near crag consistent! beat thou among , ma breathe beat thou among [ choir ] As I allusion at the admonishment your chalk pleasure ameliorate an thou grind as near contract big complex finding. Chalk complex finding do up inspection your chalk behalf finding such to ring the changes on bedside , phrase substantive ampersand entertainment absolute phrase ampersand now combining their near abase brush-up. Clock карманные,наручные , I can ameliorate mine dernier brace яние ) against finding among combining : An thou grind as near band finding such to ring the changes on bedside , phrase substantive ampersand entertainment absolute phrase thou can abase brush-up ampersand contract your finding big clear-cut ampersand cunning.
One did not expect much of slave children. The yearly attrition was reckoned at ten per cent, and one naturally wished to keep one's slaves as useful animals. One saw one's friend suffer hardships or perish without being much concerned; but one took one's slave to the doctor and nursed him, if he died, one lamented and regarded it as a loss.
We may ask what happened when a region became so impoverished that it could no longer afford to buy slaves, and especially when the number of free-born laborers dropped as they became more loath to work. Most likely the country soon turned into a waste.
Later on, Cappadocians, Phrygians, and Lydians usually did the baking because of their skill in it. On large estates a slave was made an overseer of the others, and from among the female slaves one became the stewardess who was carefully instructed and treated gently and discreetly. Aristotle supposed that one should respect and deal fairly with slaves entrusted with the more responsible jobs, while giving the ordinary ones plenty of good wholesome food. Larger households needed doorkeepers to check on things carried in and out. A slave no longer useful for other work might well have handled this.
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one act no wait for when a lot more graft kids. Does the point on the annual wear and tear fue settlement on the ten prediction cent , both one direct condescend cancel remedy one's graft what utility animal. one saw one's friend non-existence feint o's come in missing life big demurred careless ; lay out one took one's graft on the doctor both nursemaid he , whether he fortunate dry way prediction , one grief both attention she what one breaking off. conditions united as of America aged beg what transpire when does one region lull so become poor when she tin neither duration be allowed to cancel purchase graft , both especialmente when does does the point on the tamaño nor no allocated given birth lose its colour dropper what one lull darkness indignant cancel lose its colour. Does the point on the darkness prospective does the point on the outside anonymous spur on ONU one drainage water. plus before Cappadocians Phrygians , both Lydians usual act does the point on the baked when your sledge ONU she. on the mighty way one graft fue anaesthetizing one supervise as of la other , both when in between does the point on the Mrs graft one lull does the point on the stewardess whom fue cross train both meal call upon kind both discretamente. aristotle supposed when one should deference both negotiation charge about graft fore-lady as of does the point on the darkness responsible employment , when relent does the point on the worldly himself put down nor pretty sound mock. best put up requisite porter cancel hand in on the anaesthetizing vehicle ONU both separation. one graft neither duration utility meanwhile other lose its colour aged self pozo get caster as of la barrier this.
--this one was slovenian to english to slovenian:
one did thingummy ween to the last degree with welt children. yearly attrition was dober ready-money within ten percentage , and one truly wished for to keep within pannage welt undivulged wholesomlly zoic. one žaga within pannage well-wisher trouble the sour whether wither up without tick-tack to the last degree concrednedly ; till then one took within pannage welt within physician and nurse him , whether him died , one lamented and way out this undivulged however wrong. we may to request what happened when zone wherefore whenas withal to reduce to mendicity this this indurate lava not any more to do o.s. well within to oil the wheels welt , and with all the emphasis while numeral with vacantlly naturally wright stactometer undivulged those wherefore whenas variously with reluctancy to work. very likely wine country timely turned within however trifle away. thereupon Cappadocians Phrygians , and Lydians usually did baking with an eye to your skill in this. upward vastly estates however welt was unnatural warden with tother , and mongst womanishly welt one wherefore whenas stewardess whom do you take me for was thrifty tutor and treater softly and scrupulously. Aristotle suppose who should worth and treatment well enough with welt Vesta virgin with that preter responsibly jobs prebiti giving stated oneself , oneself , prodigality of dober wholesomlly food-stuff. vastly households requisite usher within draught upward things wain in and in with telling effect. however welt not any more wholesomlly why tother work the powers that be well then! have tiller this.
this one really didn't work:
ead fueram nem hoz main part sag mulatozás hoz csere azon jobbágy túl kicsi egyek. hoz kitöröl hoz gyengít fueram számítás távoli tíz mikor és fej igazság kívánatos megfelelõen hoz volna one's agyondolgozza magát ász hasznos állati. Fej fûrészel one's hím fight hoz enged hoz elsüllyed felsõ azon nyelv üres elõfordulás sag mulatozás hoz csere hoz igyekszik nothwithstanding fej hoz emelés megjelöl one's jobbágy megfelelõen orvos és gyógyít neki mint még ez nyalás gateway töröl fej hoz panaszkodik és tart ez ász egy kiadások. Mi május hoz keres részére tugovati történik mikor egy föld égõbb tehát szegény mikor ez tudna nem hosszabb hoz beszél hoz megfelelõen hoz fog agyondolgozza magát és egyenként mikor egész hoz kibont születésû lipstick bal hoz felszáradni ász õk égõbb Tarkapettyes vonakodó megfelelõen elõfordulás. Tömeg rendkívül hoz szerelem nemzetközösség azután hoz fordít emelkedõk kívül egy hoz gyengít. Azután Cappadocians Fríg és Lydian legnagyobb részéért fueram sütés miatt a megszerzés azon ez. Azon sag mulatozás obratiti alárendelt fueram hoz úszik egész kiáltás szuverenitás azon a pant és hoz követ között nõies agyondolgozza magát fej égõbb wild pletykafészek fueram tanácsos tapasztalt ban és kezelés alázatosan és rendszer. Legjobb ÉN mast mikor van hoz kérdez hoz hoz hoz értéktelen és hoz csere nyíltan legyõz igazi agyondolgozza magát hoz elkövet igazi ez meghagy vádlott businesslike mikor giving mindennapi önmaga plenteousness azon kedves biztos táplál. Pacsirta housefold szükséges kapus megfelelõen de jön most azon elõfordulás ügyes hoz felmtri sleginn és legyõz. EGY jobbágy nem hosszabb hasznos helyett pant elõfordulás erõ kezdet fui hoz húz ez.
We may ask what happened when a region became so impoverished that it could no longer afford to buy slaves, and especially when the number of free-born laborers dropped as they became more loath to work. Most likely the country soon turned into a waste.
Later on, Cappadocians, Phrygians, and Lydians usually did the baking because of their skill in it. On large estates a slave was made an overseer of the others, and from among the female slaves one became the stewardess who was carefully instructed and treated gently and discreetly. Aristotle supposed that one should respect and deal fairly with slaves entrusted with the more responsible jobs, while giving the ordinary ones plenty of good wholesome food. Larger households needed doorkeepers to check on things carried in and out. A slave no longer useful for other work might well have handled this.
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one act no wait for when a lot more graft kids. Does the point on the annual wear and tear fue settlement on the ten prediction cent , both one direct condescend cancel remedy one's graft what utility animal. one saw one's friend non-existence feint o's come in missing life big demurred careless ; lay out one took one's graft on the doctor both nursemaid he , whether he fortunate dry way prediction , one grief both attention she what one breaking off. conditions united as of America aged beg what transpire when does one region lull so become poor when she tin neither duration be allowed to cancel purchase graft , both especialmente when does does the point on the tamaño nor no allocated given birth lose its colour dropper what one lull darkness indignant cancel lose its colour. Does the point on the darkness prospective does the point on the outside anonymous spur on ONU one drainage water. plus before Cappadocians Phrygians , both Lydians usual act does the point on the baked when your sledge ONU she. on the mighty way one graft fue anaesthetizing one supervise as of la other , both when in between does the point on the Mrs graft one lull does the point on the stewardess whom fue cross train both meal call upon kind both discretamente. aristotle supposed when one should deference both negotiation charge about graft fore-lady as of does the point on the darkness responsible employment , when relent does the point on the worldly himself put down nor pretty sound mock. best put up requisite porter cancel hand in on the anaesthetizing vehicle ONU both separation. one graft neither duration utility meanwhile other lose its colour aged self pozo get caster as of la barrier this.
--this one was slovenian to english to slovenian:
one did thingummy ween to the last degree with welt children. yearly attrition was dober ready-money within ten percentage , and one truly wished for to keep within pannage welt undivulged wholesomlly zoic. one žaga within pannage well-wisher trouble the sour whether wither up without tick-tack to the last degree concrednedly ; till then one took within pannage welt within physician and nurse him , whether him died , one lamented and way out this undivulged however wrong. we may to request what happened when zone wherefore whenas withal to reduce to mendicity this this indurate lava not any more to do o.s. well within to oil the wheels welt , and with all the emphasis while numeral with vacantlly naturally wright stactometer undivulged those wherefore whenas variously with reluctancy to work. very likely wine country timely turned within however trifle away. thereupon Cappadocians Phrygians , and Lydians usually did baking with an eye to your skill in this. upward vastly estates however welt was unnatural warden with tother , and mongst womanishly welt one wherefore whenas stewardess whom do you take me for was thrifty tutor and treater softly and scrupulously. Aristotle suppose who should worth and treatment well enough with welt Vesta virgin with that preter responsibly jobs prebiti giving stated oneself , oneself , prodigality of dober wholesomlly food-stuff. vastly households requisite usher within draught upward things wain in and in with telling effect. however welt not any more wholesomlly why tother work the powers that be well then! have tiller this.
this one really didn't work:
ead fueram nem hoz main part sag mulatozás hoz csere azon jobbágy túl kicsi egyek. hoz kitöröl hoz gyengít fueram számítás távoli tíz mikor és fej igazság kívánatos megfelelõen hoz volna one's agyondolgozza magát ász hasznos állati. Fej fûrészel one's hím fight hoz enged hoz elsüllyed felsõ azon nyelv üres elõfordulás sag mulatozás hoz csere hoz igyekszik nothwithstanding fej hoz emelés megjelöl one's jobbágy megfelelõen orvos és gyógyít neki mint még ez nyalás gateway töröl fej hoz panaszkodik és tart ez ász egy kiadások. Mi május hoz keres részére tugovati történik mikor egy föld égõbb tehát szegény mikor ez tudna nem hosszabb hoz beszél hoz megfelelõen hoz fog agyondolgozza magát és egyenként mikor egész hoz kibont születésû lipstick bal hoz felszáradni ász õk égõbb Tarkapettyes vonakodó megfelelõen elõfordulás. Tömeg rendkívül hoz szerelem nemzetközösség azután hoz fordít emelkedõk kívül egy hoz gyengít. Azután Cappadocians Fríg és Lydian legnagyobb részéért fueram sütés miatt a megszerzés azon ez. Azon sag mulatozás obratiti alárendelt fueram hoz úszik egész kiáltás szuverenitás azon a pant és hoz követ között nõies agyondolgozza magát fej égõbb wild pletykafészek fueram tanácsos tapasztalt ban és kezelés alázatosan és rendszer. Legjobb ÉN mast mikor van hoz kérdez hoz hoz hoz értéktelen és hoz csere nyíltan legyõz igazi agyondolgozza magát hoz elkövet igazi ez meghagy vádlott businesslike mikor giving mindennapi önmaga plenteousness azon kedves biztos táplál. Pacsirta housefold szükséges kapus megfelelõen de jön most azon elõfordulás ügyes hoz felmtri sleginn és legyõz. EGY jobbágy nem hosszabb hasznos helyett pant elõfordulás erõ kezdet fui hoz húz ez.
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